Sorry for the half naked pic of a fat belly…
I’m going to embrace my volleyball sized belly and show it in all its glory. And when it gets to the size of a basketball… Imma show it some more. I’ll be the unbelievably round pregnant woman at the beach in a bikini saying… I DONT GIVE A FUCK.
DEAL with it.
I love my son so much already.
Sittin in 3D animation class
I traded in my Audi TT Roadster that I had for 10 years yesterday.
Today, I drive a Honda Element. My days of being a soccer mom are beginning!
What if every time you yawned…
a ghost put his dick in your mouth?
yes, the Hitachi Magic Wand IS MY BEST FRIEND!
Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.
Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.
Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.
Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.
Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.
Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!