I will never again get the bed to myself.
Guess who got a new 2014 Subaru Crosstrek?
Red lipstick appears to be the new black. Be prepared… red lipstick selfies on the whorizon!
My freend from Pennsylvania was down visiting. Had a blast at Reggae Sunday.
Dolphin were playing next to the boat on the way in.
My Big Red Snappah from last weekend!
Some fear black teenage boys in hoodies, I fear dumb rednecks in camo.
The mothers day photo they made for me. I cried. Im a sissy.
How to FAIL on Mothers Day…
Order flowers on the 8th to be delivered on the 9th to be there before the holiday on the 11th. AND add the delivery date of the 30th, 2 weeks from now!
Im a fucking stupid ass
Now my mom and Grandmother wont get their flowers until Tuesday.
He said, “It was a good day!”